When in Rome...

I must have been 12 or 13 years old when I took a mislabeled book out of the local library entitled Caligula. Not quite as innocent as I looked, I had gleamed this to be a graphic historical novel - a lot more graphic than historical in fact. It is an embellished write-up of the eponymous movie, where you can memorably see such luminaries as Peter O'Toole, John Gielgud and Malcolm Macdowell cavort on what is basically a pornset (though the movie is more boring than its scandalous reputation would have you believe, a few juicy cocks notwithstanding, and the hardcore scenes are few, mostly dark, and far between - this is one of those cases where the book is better). Anyway, I shot gallons of cum over this book, and it is from this episode that I date my first kinky fantasies. Ever since, men in antique attire give me an instant hard-on, so you can imagine how much I enjoyed Alexander, Troy, and 300... Unfortunately, Roman-themed porn seems to be pretty rare (maybe producers don't want to invest in expensive costume that's only meant to be taken off?), so I sometimes make do with straight stuff. Anyway, 'Caligula' became a real favorite and I took it out on a regular basis, occasionally punished by disapproving glances from a librarian in the know. A typical scene runs something like this (Caligula watching a family of sexual acrobats in Tiberius' pleasure grounds on Capri):

First, the boys formed a closed chain, with every boy fucking the brother in front of him. Meanwhile the smallest girl stood on her hands in front of the other one to form a sixty-nine position. Tiberius was even tempted to applaud politely. The next trick was a pyramid. The two strongest boys stood next to each other and one of the girls knelt in front of them. De two other boys jumped up on their shoulders, their penises aimed at their brothers' mouths. The lower boys lifted their other sister on top of the edifice. When everyone was in place, the kneeling sister started sucking the cocks of the two boys in front of her. The top two boys stuck their cocks in the mouths of the lower brothers, and took turns licking the cunt of their sister, the top of the pyramid. Caligula felt his mouth water. He wanted to suck something, too - a nipple, a ball, a cock... something! He threw an anxiously imploring glance at Tiberius, who nodded friendly approval. Caligula jumped forward and jerked up his tunic until his throbbing erection emerged. He stood behind the biggest of the lower boys and pushed his penis deep into his behind. Aaaaaaaahhhhh, now that was goooooood! Soon he had a liberating orgasm.

Okay, it won't win the Nobel prize, but I bet you the author was hard when he wrote it. This kind of stuff inspired several roman-themed of my works, like the one below. Another Poser work, obviously, where the main fun was the design of the obscene bathhouse.